Mark Yoo ♞ Neal Caffrey

( Emalee )

Did you guys see the news about the chop shop that got taken down outside Vegas yesterday? I just love the mugshots in the news reports. The criminals still look so surprised.

"It's like they're speaking Criminese." So the van is only fun when I'm not there? That's hardly fair. I will admit, the best part of watching this show is seeing what they say behind my back. If only there was a reincarnate of Burke so I could mock him relentlessly.

Okay, it's a new year, that makes this as good a time as any for the usual check-in. Anyone out there looking for Neal Caffrey? Preferably people who don't want to kill or arrest him?

Peter? Moz? Elizabeth? Alex? Jones? Diana? Kate? No. Fine. Kate?

( You know from the moment I met you I knew You were a man of fine taste. )